001 | audio | backdated to 12/19/11

Hey. Hey, is this thing on? [ There’s a sound like the device is being shaken, then slapped by a large hand. ] It’s on? The light is on. All right, good.

[ A pause. ]

There any good radio stations around here? I’m kinda new in town. [ The speaker chuckles, like he’s just made an amusing sort of joke. ] I was out having breakfast and then suddenly, here I am. What a rush, right?

[ He’s a big fucking liar, but Saya is the only one who knows that, and he has her promise (whatever that's worth) that it'll stay that way. ]

Maybe something with the seventies?