it's so hard to keep this smile from my face

That was some party last week, wasn't it?

[ The speaker is male, likely the man with his back to the camera. It's hard to tell what exactly he's doing, though there appears to be someone sitting in front of him. ]

'course, we've had an interesting few days since then, haven't we?

[ He pulls away, and look, it's Mr. Blonde. The person seated in front of him is none other than dignity_misery, who has an ice pack pressed to her face by one of Blonde's hands and a sucker in her mouth. The other grabs his device, and there's a pop of the gum in his mouth as he appraises it. ]

Though if some asshole with a clock on his arm tries to beat my roommate into unconsciousness again, he'll regret it. If she doesn't make you, then I will. Got it?

[ Back onto the table with the device, back to fretting over Carla's injuries for Blonde, despite the annoyed look she gives him. ]

Princess? No one took a swing at you, did they?

[ See, he can be a gentleman. Really. ]